its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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