We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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