I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Two words: nipple clamps
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