Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
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There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
tell me about the fingering
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