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So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
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Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
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