Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
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My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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