So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I've blown a few things in my day
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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