return my video game
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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