I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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