walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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