Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I won't apologize to a one balled man
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
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