I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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