We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
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I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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