You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
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Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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