TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
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I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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