If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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