closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
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I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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