and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
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Come see our sink grown plant.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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