New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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