Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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