is your mom at the bar?
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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