The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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