his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
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How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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