I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
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whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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