Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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