I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
Randomize