What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
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he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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