who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
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Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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