she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
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I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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