so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
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Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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