I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
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Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
jump out the window naked night went bad
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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