Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
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You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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