They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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