Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
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just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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