So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
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The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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