when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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