his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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