I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
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I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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