Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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