Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
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I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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