Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He felt like a one man threesome
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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