Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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