I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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