Do vagina's smell?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
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so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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