no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
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tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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