But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
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He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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