He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
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the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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