I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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