My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
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as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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