part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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